A Texas man took “making a splash” a little too literally in downtown St. Petersburg. Police say 33-year-old Francisco Gonzalez, already booted from several bars, wasn’t ready to call it a night. It was just before 1:30am, near the last bar he had been asked to leave, Gonzalez… when approached by officers… asked if he could pee on their squad cars. They said no. But Gonzalez didn’t let that stop him—he turned to a random car instead and let it flow, even decorating the sidewalk in front of stunned bargoers. Needless to say, officers weren’t impressed. Gonzalez was arrested for disorderly intoxication… and poor aim.